The Jokes Blog

What communal to the women and to the rocks? Mans skip only on the flat.

You will not steal. The government hates competition

What this is long, hard and pulse mainly blonds? Final exam in the mathematics

What the difference between golf ball to the G spot? It’s take a man a 3 minutes to find a golf ball

Which fantasy there is to the homosexuals? To run backwards in the field of corn

Couple summarizes that every time that they will have sex, they will insert to the petty cash of dollar, and so they will save money to the trip. After several years decided the couple to open the fund and to count the money. When the husband opened the fund he found between the coins also several bills age twenty and fiftieth. The husband asked his woman by surprise: “What this?” His wife answer: “Not all the men are cheap like you.”

What the difference between woman in the cycle and terrorist? With terrorist it’s possible to enter the negotiation.

Two mothers Polacks meets in the street. “How are you?” Asks the first one. “Now better “, second season, “there were narrow and now a little landed “.”What the interpretation are narrow?” Asks the company. “I discovered that the my son is gay “, explains the Polacks. “Then where the discount of?” Asks the first. “He started to go out with Dr. “, smiles the second.

One meets his friend in the street and asks him: “You did once sex in the threesome?” “Not, not yet exited me “, season of the friend. “Then ran quickly home, maybe manage.”

Man asks his woman: “Maybe we will try a new pose this evening?” “Okay” says the woman, “you will iron and I will sit on the armchair of the television and fart “.